THIS CONTENT IS UNSUITABLE FOR SENSITIVE SOULS, RAGING FEMINISTS, CUP OF COCOA BOTHERERS, CLIP-BOARD WIELDING TUT-TUTTERS AND CORDUROY-CLAD INTELLECTS WHO LIKE PROPPING UP AN EYEBROW END WITH A FOREFINGER WHILST LOOKING SUITABLY BORED AND PUT OUT BY PROCEEDINGS...

• A pub landlord slips into alcoholism following the discovery of his   wife's affair with the producer from a gay radio station.

• Following the death of her husband, a mother sends her reluctant
  daughter to a mental institution.

• Recently divorced Brian reflects upon his obese, bingo-loving ex-wife
  and holiday drinking buddy, Gonorrhea George.

• A lonely young boy befriends a tree during the separation of his parents.

• Sam's contempt for her work colleagues leads to a disastrous night on
  the town.

• A suicide victim questions the artistic qualities of (and dubious reasoning
  behind) her extreme act...